i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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