quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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