Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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