we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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