Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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