where does the pee come out of this thing
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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