My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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