I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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