I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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