We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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