o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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