I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
zippers are such a cool invention
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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