I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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