we have officially lost it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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