you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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