there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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