Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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