That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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