Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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