I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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