So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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