We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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