I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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