Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Randomize
