tell your sister to shave her snatch
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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