i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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