Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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