Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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