A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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