It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
