Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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