No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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