Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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