:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This baby is an asshole
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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