There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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