I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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