Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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