At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We got so high we made milksteak
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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