There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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