Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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