: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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