i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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smell my finger.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
so much tequila, so little girl.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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