just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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