Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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