Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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