Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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