Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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