Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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