I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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