Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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