you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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