you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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