we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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